Raptors Have Feelings Too

  • (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
  • Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
  • (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
  • Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
  • Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
  • (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
  • Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
Via Chronicles of a Chronic Insomniac.

diary-of-a-glass-doll:

Tea Giveaway!


Hello! I was looking for some tea to drink today and realized I have so much tea I never drink and not enough space! So I thought instead of throwing it away I would give it to one of my lovely followers, who have been so kind to me. Here are just a few boxes/tins of tea I have tried and never finished.

I have:

Tazo Passion- A fruity tea made by lovely Tazo, a blend of hibiscus, lemongrass, rose hips, mango, and pasionfruit flavors

Tazo Awake- A black breakfast tea

Twinings Earl Grey-A slightly spicy/citrucy earl grey

Afternoon Lift- From Whole Foods, it’s tropical and designed to give you an afternoon lift and get rid of cravings

Stash Pomegranite Raspberry Green Tea-  A pomegranite raspberry green tea (very healthy!)

Zhena’s Gypsy Tea Sence of Peace-  A white tea with mint and rose peatals (very nice, expensive)

Zhena’s Gypsy Tea Chocolate Chai- A chocolate chai tea! You can add milk or sugar, a lovely warm tea, perfect for dessert

Desert Tea- A speacialty tea I got from AJ’s made locally, it has freeze dried fruits like lemon, orange, apple, etc… and sugar, so you just add it to hot water and it’s like a hot cider

Also…

-3 bags of Tazo Zen

-A bunch of green tea from Costco

-Some Trader Joes blueberry green tea (like 4 bags I don’t have the box)

-And if you want, some Chinese weight loss tea my friend gave me that tastes terrible but I guess works

-lose leaf tropical tea 

Terms

The boxes only have a few bags gone (some only like 2 bags)

You do not have to be following me, however if you would like to read my daily posts about my ed and other problems, why not?

You must reblog this at least once (the more you reblog the high chance you have of winning), likes unfortunately will not count!

I will pick a winner on July 30th


Via I'm in a box




diary-of-a-glass-doll:

Tea Giveaway!


Hello! I was looking for some tea to drink today and realized I have so much tea I never drink and not enough space! So I thought instead of throwing it away I would give it to one of my lovely followers, who have been so kind to me. Here are just a few boxes/tins of tea I have tried and never finished.

I have:

Tazo Passion- A fruity tea made by lovely Tazo, a blend of hibiscus, lemongrass, rose hips, mango, and pasionfruit flavors

Tazo Awake- A black breakfast tea

Twinings Earl Grey-A slightly spicy/citrucy earl grey

Afternoon Lift- From Whole Foods, it’s tropical and designed to give you an afternoon lift and get rid of cravings

Stash Pomegranite Raspberry Green Tea-  A pomegranite raspberry green tea (very healthy!)

Zhena’s Gypsy Tea Sence of Peace-  A white tea with mint and rose peatals (very nice, expensive)

Zhena’s Gypsy Tea Chocolate Chai- A chocolate chai tea! You can add milk or sugar, a lovely warm tea, perfect for dessert

Desert Tea- A speacialty tea I got from AJ’s made locally, it has freeze dried fruits like lemon, orange, apple, etc… and sugar, so you just add it to hot water and it’s like a hot cider

Also…

-3 bags of Tazo Zen

-A bunch of green tea from Costco

-Some Trader Joes blueberry green tea (like 4 bags I don’t have the box)

-And if you want, some Chinese weight loss tea my friend gave me that tastes terrible but I guess works

-lose leaf tropical tea 

Terms

The boxes only have a few bags gone (some only like 2 bags)

You do not have to be following me, however if you would like to read my daily posts about my ed and other problems, why not?

You must reblog this at least once (the more you reblog the high chance you have of winning), likes unfortunately will not count!

I will pick a winner on July 30th


Via I'm in a box


diary-of-a-glass-doll:

Tea Giveaway!


Hello! I was looking for some tea to drink today and realized I have so much tea I never drink and not enough space! So I thought instead of throwing it away I would give it to one of my lovely followers, who have been so kind to me. Here are just a few boxes/tins of tea I have tried and never finished.

I have:

Tazo Passion- A fruity tea made by lovely Tazo, a blend of hibiscus, lemongrass, rose hips, mango, and pasionfruit flavors

Tazo Awake- A black breakfast tea

Twinings Earl Grey-A slightly spicy/citrucy earl grey

Afternoon Lift- From Whole Foods, it’s tropical and designed to give you an afternoon lift and get rid of cravings

Stash Pomegranite Raspberry Green Tea-  A pomegranite raspberry green tea (very healthy!)

Zhena’s Gypsy Tea Sence of Peace-  A white tea with mint and rose peatals (very nice, expensive)

Zhena’s Gypsy Tea Chocolate Chai- A chocolate chai tea! You can add milk or sugar, a lovely warm tea, perfect for dessert

Desert Tea- A speacialty tea I got from AJ’s made locally, it has freeze dried fruits like lemon, orange, apple, etc… and sugar, so you just add it to hot water and it’s like a hot cider

Also…

-3 bags of Tazo Zen

-A bunch of green tea from Costco

-Some Trader Joes blueberry green tea (like 4 bags I don’t have the box)

-And if you want, some Chinese weight loss tea my friend gave me that tastes terrible but I guess works

-lose leaf tropical tea 

Terms

The boxes only have a few bags gone (some only like 2 bags)

You do not have to be following me, however if you would like to read my daily posts about my ed and other problems, why not?

You must reblog this at least once (the more you reblog the high chance you have of winning), likes unfortunately will not count!

I will pick a winner on July 30th


Via I'm in a box


diary-of-a-glass-doll:

Tea Giveaway!


Hello! I was looking for some tea to drink today and realized I have so much tea I never drink and not enough space! So I thought instead of throwing it away I would give it to one of my lovely followers, who have been so kind to me. Here are just a few boxes/tins of tea I have tried and never finished.

I have:

Tazo Passion- A fruity tea made by lovely Tazo, a blend of hibiscus, lemongrass, rose hips, mango, and pasionfruit flavors

Tazo Awake- A black breakfast tea

Twinings Earl Grey-A slightly spicy/citrucy earl grey

Afternoon Lift- From Whole Foods, it’s tropical and designed to give you an afternoon lift and get rid of cravings

Stash Pomegranite Raspberry Green Tea-  A pomegranite raspberry green tea (very healthy!)

Zhena’s Gypsy Tea Sence of Peace-  A white tea with mint and rose peatals (very nice, expensive)

Zhena’s Gypsy Tea Chocolate Chai- A chocolate chai tea! You can add milk or sugar, a lovely warm tea, perfect for dessert

Desert Tea- A speacialty tea I got from AJ’s made locally, it has freeze dried fruits like lemon, orange, apple, etc… and sugar, so you just add it to hot water and it’s like a hot cider

Also…

-3 bags of Tazo Zen

-A bunch of green tea from Costco

-Some Trader Joes blueberry green tea (like 4 bags I don’t have the box)

-And if you want, some Chinese weight loss tea my friend gave me that tastes terrible but I guess works

-lose leaf tropical tea 

Terms

The boxes only have a few bags gone (some only like 2 bags)

You do not have to be following me, however if you would like to read my daily posts about my ed and other problems, why not?

You must reblog this at least once (the more you reblog the high chance you have of winning), likes unfortunately will not count!

I will pick a winner on July 30th


Via I'm in a box


breanna-isyourfavourite:

diary-of-a-glass-doll:

Tea Giveaway!


Hello! I was looking for some tea to drink today and realized I have so much tea I never drink and not enough space! So I thought instead of throwing it away I would give it to one of my lovely followers, who have been so kind to me. Here are just a few boxes/tins of tea I have tried and never finished.

I have:

Tazo Passion- A fruity tea made by lovely Tazo, a blend of hibiscus, lemongrass, rose hips, mango, and pasionfruit flavors

Tazo Awake- A black breakfast tea

Twinings Earl Grey-A slightly spicy/citrucy earl grey

Afternoon Lift- From Whole Foods, it’s tropical and designed to give you an afternoon lift and get rid of cravings

Stash Pomegranite Raspberry Green Tea-  A pomegranite raspberry green tea (very healthy!)

Zhena’s Gypsy Tea Sence of Peace-  A white tea with mint and rose peatals (very nice, expensive)

Zhena’s Gypsy Tea Chocolate Chai- A chocolate chai tea! You can add milk or sugar, a lovely warm tea, perfect for dessert

Desert Tea- A speacialty tea I got from AJ’s made locally, it has freeze dried fruits like lemon, orange, apple, etc… and sugar, so you just add it to hot water and it’s like a hot cider

Also…

-3 bags of Tazo Zen

-A bunch of green tea from Costco

-Some Trader Joes blueberry green tea (like 4 bags I don’t have the box)

-And if you want, some Chinese weight loss tea my friend gave me that tastes terrible but I guess works

-lose leaf tropical tea 

Terms

The boxes only have a few bags gone (some only like 2 bags)

You do not have to be following me, however if you would like to read my daily posts about my ed and other problems, why not?

You must reblog this at least once (the more you reblog the high chance you have of winning), likes unfortunately will not count!

I will pick a winner on July 30th

Gotta get in on this shit I need me some more teeaaaa.

HOLY CRAP I WANT THIS SO BAD


Via It's A Blog About Nothing


ircimages:

My daughter was born 8.5 weeks early. This is her not giving one single fuck.



danceabletragedy:

 The Most Beautiful Suicide

On May 1, 1947, Evelyn McHale leapt to her death from the observation deck of the Empire State Building. Photographer Robert Wiles took a photo of McHale a few minutes after her death.

Turn to page 43, you’ll know how I’ll feel…

I don’t want to kill the moment or anything but personally I’m amazed by the fact that she didn’t explode like hefty bag full of vegetable soup. 

I mean…

It’s really a far distance and stuff. 



samaralex:

This lamp wants your blood

“What if power came at a cost to the individual?  The average American consumes 3383kwh of energy per year. That’s equivalent to leaving the light on in 4 rooms for a whole year. The simple flick of a switch allows us to power appliances and gadgets 24/7 without a thought to where it comes from and the cost to the environment.  For the lamp to work one breaks the top off, dissolves the powder, and uses their own blood to power a simple light. By creating a lamp that can only be used once, the user must consider when light is needed the most, forcing them to rethink how wasteful they are with energy, and how precious it is.” - Mike Thomson

This is the most awesome premise for a Sci-Fi universe. 


Via Another Pheonix Rising

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